Hi, I’m Kruger—Your Next Tiny Overlord
Age: 8–9 weeks
Breed: Medium-haired tabby
Status: FIV/FeLV negative, 100% positive vibes
Special skills: Acrobatics, sneak attacks, and purring like a Harley
Listen, I may be small, but I pack a whole lotta personality into this floofy tabby package. I’m the kind of kitten who will chase a crumpled receipt like it owes me money, then fall asleep in your hoodie like I’ve never known stress.
Yes, I have claws. Yes, I know how to use them. But don’t let my tiny toe daggers (aka “bean blades”) scare you—I mostly use them for scaling the couch like it’s Everest and making biscuits on your lap. I’m basically a bread-making ninja.
I’m looking for a forever home where I can be your shadow, your sidekick, your chaos goblin. Bonus points if you have snacks, wand toys, or a dog I can boss around.
Adopt me and gain a best friend who thinks 3 a.m. zoomies are a lifestyle, not a phase.